KSG has sued me :(

Letter from the LAW, KSG is sooooo DISsed!!

LEGAL NOTICE OF DISHONOUR UNDER SECTION 69,
INSTRUMENT OF ACT "NOT TO COMMIT NUISANCE
BY CONSTRICTING LATRINES", 2001
By Advocate

Claiming Damages for Defamation
(and/or endorsement fees)

Sunday, 13th February 2011

To: MKM, Webmaster and chief-conspirator at KDS

Dear Sir / Madam / Hater / Basher,

Under instructions from my client His Honourable Highness, our majesty, the king, KSG, I have to call upon you hereby to shut down your slanderous website immediately.

Our king and chief patron of after-hour, late night activities has been dishonoured, disrobed, and highly distressed by the discoloured, poor quality images of him being posted daily on your blog. (He is also disappointed that you refused to go out with him. Your continued disinterest and appalling disregard might cost him the World Record… how could you?). I would also like to draw attention to the distasteful comments posted daily on your site and the limited use of the 'Dislike' button. It's all very despicable on your part.

By the power and authority vested in me by my king and by the virtue of clause 420, I dismiss your website as nothing more than a shameless dishonourable attempt to cause nuisance by constricting latrines!

Shame on you! Blame on you! Flame on you!
And… the SAME ON YOU!

Yours dishonourably,

Advocate.

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